Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
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Some drunk couple just made out on the sidewalk and it reminded me some sweet moments we have shared...
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
The shit I just took was my body's way of telling me bourbon and mixed nuts aren't an appropriate dinner. Well played, colon. WELL. PLAYED.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
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I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
It looked like Halloween in bed... BECAUSE HE BIT MY PUSSY AND I BLED ALL OVER THE FUCKING PLACE. THEN HE FELL AND BROKE HIS TOE. AND THEN PASSED OUT WHEN HE SAW ALL OF THE BLOOD.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
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