it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
I would have been "that girl" at the party last night if it wasn't for that girl who puked in the potted plant...
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
The last thing I remember is you asking me how to grow french fries.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
Look what our sorority has done to us...we're hitting on girls in hopes of getting an awesome little.
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Just wrestled a cop. He won my shorts. I won my freedom. In fishnets and army boots. still headed to the party. would appreciate pants, but not necessary.
I'm beginning to think the only reason I get laid anymore is girls are fantasizing sleeping with my dad...
You threw up? Were you ladylike while you did it? I'm wagering that you were. Like a Disney princess. Like a "Puke Me Pretty" Barbie.
Why the fuck is there a picture of us jumping a girl that's wearing my chicken mask?
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
I'm no longer puke free since 2013 am I.
I'm still drunk dear. I just woke up 3 feet from the front door with 20 dollars worth of taco bell in my hands.
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