She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
Dude also, my grandma got me condoms for easter and kind of winked. I don't know what to think
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he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
I was late because I helped this old romanian lady mow her lawn at 2AM.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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no joke- she just sprinkled parmesan cheese into her champagne and slurred "I just need a little snack"
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
Well he offered to lick my asshole so...I'm not really worried about his interest level.
she just kept pointing at the cows and calling them field penguins
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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