I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
My parents showed me my IQ test from fourth grade, I'm shitting on my potential.
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
We didnt even know he was in the house until he came downstairs and asked why he was wet
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
But in today's society it's frowned upon not to wear pants in public.
My ladyscape is the envy of many and the shangrila of few. I will display it proudly.
I lost a shoe at the club last night, I think that's when I decided to go home.
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
In order to get rid of my bladder infections I must give up caffeine, nicotine and tight pants. It's like my pussy is an angry dictator or something
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