If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
I found my crush's facebook page. And his wife's. Apparently they are still in love. Of all the people to have happy marriages! Fuck, I'm depressed.
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
The fact that its 10am on a gameday and I have yet to shotgun is absurd
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
My dad just accidentally taught me how to make fake IDs. I love my life.
idk about you, but when i sext i just hit em with the "yo lets bang" text
Damn you are the highwater mark of the naked women in my life. Like idk what lined up but yeah.
Also I'd apologize for texting you flipping my shit about the science of hair growth while I was shrooming last night but we know each other better than that
I'm just letting you know right now in advance that if I die or go to the hospital or end up in jail tonight it's because your kid sold me mushrooms.
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