Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
uhhh i just had a guy tell me he's seen more jam bands and done more drugs than i could err imagine. what a turn on.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
def just vomited mimosa in the gym trashcan. i weigh less already so i say its been a solid workout.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
It is scary how often "just flash him" is your advice.
That's what my new years consisted of. Consoling heartbroken girls and having people throw up in my hands.
I'm just saying, I walked in on you blowing a burrito. I now understand how obsessed you are with Taco Bell. And how long it's been since you've got some.
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
So I figured out why that guy from Tinder stopped messaging me back. He got married.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
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