I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
mustard is like jesus in yellow tights
Lol speaking of weird...he just sent me a naked pic of himself that said "meow" at the bottom.
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
BEER BONG IN THE STOCKROOM COME IN TO WORK TODAY
Nothing like buying a handle and a 36 pack with a baby strapped on.
He only likes me when I'm naked and I don't like being around him clothed. It's the perfect relationship.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
Don't be upset because I bitch slapped you with intelligence
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
Very mixed signals tonight. He gave me the best handjob while gloating about the Superbowl to his dad on the phone. When he was done he left me on the sofa alone for ten minutes before returning with wet wipes beer and nachos.
Randomize
