I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
i puked in the mini-firdge
we don't have a mini-fridge?
bought one. it ws too cheap to pass up. xcept now there's puke in it,,, but the freezer's fine so i feel pretty good about that
This guy has a retainer. We're golden.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
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would really like to know how the teddy bear got super glued to my testicles.
you broke a plate. told her her wedding china was ugly and you were doing her a favor. then proceeded to break every plate you could get your hands on.
Dude she pregamed for her sorority's philanthropy.
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
You are the alcoholic guardian angel of raccoons
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Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
Make sure you plan your visit for October. That's ACL festival, it's like every Bro in the country converges on Austin. My vagina wants to go hunting.
Can we table this discussion? The roommate is out of town and I have to eat pie on the couch in my underwear.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
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