if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
He gave a passionate hug to every tree on the way to my car.
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
How creepy of a mustache can you grow by wednesday night?
You know i'm the father figure
Yeah the father who ate her out with me last night. Great dad
GO AHEAD, BITCH, GLARE AT MY WAFFLE ONE MORE TIME. I WILL FUCK YOU UP.
Ahh, 151. Think of it this way: it took one shot to get you buzzed, I took eight. I may or may not have broken a tv with my skull that night and met someone's parents naked and hungover the next morning.
Just got home. Taking a quick shower. I smell like sex and chorizo. Dont ask.
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Welp just ran into my high school history teacher while buying a pregnancy test...there goes my veil of innocence in this town.
We were supposed to have sex but we had smoked so much neither of us wanted to move.
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
the sex is SO much better when he thinks im going insane
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