I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
Lonely and bored. Am I allowed to play Dance Dance Revolution by myself?
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
I GOT EATEN OUT IN A MERCEDES ON A TUESDAY NIGHT. I EARNED THIS SHIT.
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Apparently I grabbed her ponytail and cut it with an exacto knife.
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
You get drunk and try to bury your girlfriend in the sand JUST ONCE and all hell breaks loose
I only got lap dances from the ugliest strippers, i couldnt stop myself from laughing the entire time.
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
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I just did the walk of shame..with a blanket and a cup that says i will out drink all you bitches. This was not how i pictured 25.
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
I took out the emergency phone in the elevator and replaced it with a bottle of vodka. The game is simple, do a shot for the number of the floor you're going to. Best suggestion box tip ever.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I wanted to waterboard myself with beer, but no one would give me their shirt to do it.
I got confused. The music was loud, porn was playing, people were grinding, there were hand jobs.
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