we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
I jsut got pulled over and passed the sobritaty test.
Good thing spelling doesn't count.
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Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
I was running around taking people's drinks at the bar and just dumping it into my Gatorade bottle screaming roofies.
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
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And I'm sorry for punching you in the face when I drunkenly threw my sandwich
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I LinkedIn messaged people about jobs when I was blacked out
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
As long as it's before midnight it's cool. But it would be understandable to ring in my new year shitting myself just before I go to Iraq.
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