And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
pretty sure I called you last night to sing Hebrew to you.
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Karaoke machines out. We're taking turns farting into the microphone. Shits going south fast. Definitely be awake when you get home.
Im going to be coked out with hello kitty fire arms. Valentines day can suck my dick
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
I shaved last nite, you should see my cock it looks like a beautiful skyscraper
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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