i do not condone bathtub ky wrestling
I just saw a guy getting escorted with handcuffs on, I'm too drunk to be at the airport right now.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
my binge eating and her being stoned all the time has reduced us to a bowl of chinese candies, frozen bacon and a stick of butter, we do however have enough alcohol to start our own liquor store.
Good because ass is like 60% of my diet now
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
Did you fill my inhaler with tequila?
Yeah, so?
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