i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
I drank mimosas and played bocce ball in the middle of finals week...now i know how Comm majors feel all the time.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
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She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
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He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
My roommate just yelled at me for coughing. I'd like to yell at her for doing lines off our counter last night.
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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