Baby momma caught me doing baby daddy in reverse cowgirl. She kicked me out and i have no clothes, come get me.
I hope you walked the shit out of that shame.
do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
I am drinking at a movie theater seeing a children's movie, 2nd time this week
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He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
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Hardly remember what he looks like and the man has seen me passed out spread eagle. I begin this journey with such a disadvantage.
Mom got high last night and started crying because she feels bad for Paula Deen. This is my family.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
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