What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I gave the naked guy in the hotel hall a pop tart. He stopped crying.
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dude you cant keep breaking into my house just to raid my fridge.. especially at 3AM.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
let's just pour the lemonade mix into the soco. cut out the middle man.
Can we agree to not tell mom about this?
This isnt even the most disappointing thing i know about you.
I got an assistant at work. First task was picking me up at a strip club. I was drunk and trying explain how it was work related
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Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
should i feel bad about fucking you on my front lawn the day before you set me up with your best friend?
What are you talking about? Keg stands at wedding are super classy.
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