He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
Even my psychiatrist thinks I should fuck the married guy.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
Do you remember the bathroom attendant when he put out his hand for a tip and you gave him a high five?
So my mom wants to hear about my weekend. How do I make licking cupcake frosting off your face while high not sound like just that?
Honestly at least you're not debating on whether or not you need to take plan b. But I can't because I spent all my money on pizza.
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Bitch I slept on the ground 2 nights running
My life is pants optional.
Can you send me the picture of me licking the cows udders?
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