And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
opening your purse in class to grab a pen only to find dollar bills and pink fuzzy handcuffs instead...that's a cool feeling
I just went in my fridge and said to my turkey "see you thursday". I seriously have issues
Is it bad that now when i read ingredients in the food I eat i only read it as shrooms instead of mushrooms ?
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
This theraflu would make for a great margarita.
I can make a sudafedarita
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
I may have had several rum punches and then gone to the store and used European cucumbers to prove my baton twirling prowess.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
If I wasn't planning on spend the rest of my life with you I wouldn't send you so many nudes, so fucking appreciate it
He put on star wars porn, i thought it was hilarious last night but now i'm wondering why he has star wars porn
We should get drunk in walmart
when?
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