Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I've been trying to brush my teeth for 20 mins now... Mother of hangovers.
Nothing says I'll be 22 tomorrow like washing the vomit out of your hair at 4pm
In the ER with Chelz, I may have broken her ankle during sex. Lovely.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
I am in an eBay bidding war over a build a bear one direction tshirt, this is who you choose to bone
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
I mean, he drove your car and it burst into flames, if anyone cant be trusted, it's him.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
Texting people and counting condoms..we have like fourteen. Goal for this week: use all of them
Cmon. I wasn't that bad.
You stumbled ass first into the litter box, and everytime we tried to get you to move you said " if I fits. I sits."
Randomize
