If i come over, it means nothing
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
So, during a 20 minute shower I spent 19 minutes spinning in circles and 1 minute licking the wall, and it was better than sex. I can't wait to do X again.
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
I'm just walking around Lowe's groping the carpets....
I won't apologize to a one balled man
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
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