I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
you say it like running around in your thong wasted is a bad thing
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
Do not tell me that that is not the face of a man who has sex with goats.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
I forgot drug dealers have families, too. Cheers to a sober, uncomfortable, slightly enraging Thanksgiving.
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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