doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
so... another position just opened up(704) Oh really?(704) Is it John's?(704) Or did you find a new way to take a penis?
If there is ever a next time, care about me enough to lube it up no matter what my drunk ass says
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
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i'm getting the "you hooked up with my friends" speech from him. i'm returning with the "gotta keep my quota up" speech
she added emergen-c to the bong-water bro, brilliant.
I don't think he grasps the fact that I would much rather he finish inside me than on my $400 Anthropolgie bedspread
There are 27 signatures on my ass. What the hell happened last night?
Every time someone made a cup you congratulated them by letting them sign your ass.
To the person who put the glitter on my ceiling fan...fuck you
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The uberlube is also flammable
My sister just showed me a snap chat that I don't remember sending, it was a picture of me with two big macs in my bra with just the words "BURGER TITS"
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
Pretty sure the waitress here is concerned about well being bc I've been here drinking by myself for 3 hours. If only I could show here FB so she'd know I'm not alone...
I gave her two orgasms and then we laid there and she ate jelly beans out of my belly button...that girls a keeper
Do you remember feeding the vacuum doritos last night?
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