I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
he was alternating between taking bites of butter and bagel. he said it was easier than finding a knife
Im coming down to miami this weekend
We shall drink from the everclear river
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
We celebrated our relationship by shotgunning beers on his lawn in our underwear. I may have to marry this man...
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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