oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
i just realized i've been trying to levitate the potatoe chip out of her hand for the past ten minutes. i think i smoked to much.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
You get to witness red pubes. I'm almost jealous. That's like my dream.
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its like she was born with a silver dick in her mouth
All I know is for some reason I was sitting naked in the hallway playing an invisible ukulele singing somewhere over the rainbow. I wonder why security came.
at last call she tried to get the bartender to fill her flask. when he refused, i had to stop her from trying to pour the rest of her beer in there.
She has no definite jawline and all of her photo's have Ke$ha quotes as captions followed by a "<3" Even by your standards that is embarrassing.
I joined a mariachi band. they gave me a guitar because i told them i could play. It actually turned out ok
They kicked me out of the mariachi band. Turns out I'm not that good
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It was huge And he was twirling it around. Im telling you, beautiful wonderpenis
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
We hotboxed his closet and accidentally lit some of his shirts on fire... do we have a fire extinguisher?
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
I'm crying at a bar by myself drinking a pear martini drawing things dicks are scared of. How was your day?
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
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