You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
Would we rather be in rehab with the drug addicts or the girls with low self esteem?
i found you on the dancefloor with your cell phone to your ear saying that you didn't like the music they played at the club so you were going to listen to your own
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
P.S. I just made up pleasure scepter for the purpose of that last message.
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
i am not an asshole. i paid for her to take a cab home.
dude, we were in ann arbor. she's from cincinnati. ten bucks didn't even get her back on I-94. i maintain my position. you are indeed an asshole.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
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