omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
the next pure michigan commercial i see, i am going to pee in a fucking lake
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
Tomorrow morning i will black in to find a christmas tree in my room that i dont remember how i got. I love college
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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