we black-lighted her bedspread and it looked like a jackson pollock painting.
just cuze she's 16 doesn't mean it's illegal to add her on facebook
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
he said i give him, and i quote, "emotional blue balls"
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
Well... He is a good looking man underneath all the fat and muff.
we were hooking up and then he goes "you can touch my penis" and i laughed too hard to do anything. no second date.
I'm drawing the line at your vagina. I will not accompany you to get that pierced and/or tattooed. There's got to be some mystery to our relationship.
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
I try not to have friends with attractive fathers, it only brings my morals down.
mom is telling me the setting in which I was conceived
did you know we used to have a pool?
i just woke up to her giving me a toothy BJ so I had to break into your bedroom and steal about 4 condoms. Sorry for waking you. :(
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I think I fell asleep on my pizza last night. Damn, I am sauccccy.
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