return my video game
no, he came in my armpit
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
I just saw a pregnant woman with a cigarette and a beer walking into the Larry the Cable Guy show. I'm glad my taxes are paying her medical expenses.
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
From now on I forbid you to refer to it as a "bed". From now on you must only use the phrase "sex wagon".
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
He said something last night about making crepes, but after getting pissed on in bed, I question everything.
My tits became the mascot for the SAE house last night.
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
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