I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
these two guys are about to go shot for shot with syrup
now he is talking to a potato
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
