Just got done shaving my balls. You were right.
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We were just at different life stages. He wanted to get married and have kids, I wanted to take MDMA and fuck my roommate.
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
I fully support your bad decision but I do not approve of your unironic use of the word yolo
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
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