do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
i preemptively threaten to cock slap your kids if they are snobby yuppy bitches
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So immediately after we finished having sex she started singing, "The Circle of Life", put her clothes on and then just left. I think I'm in love.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
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