if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
she was puking red wine out the car window, telling me about how shes joining weight watchers tomorrow, not okay.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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