i think ur clone was at the club last week. she slapped some tall girl in the face who tried to steal her spot on the podium. i dont know if ur like her, but she seemd like a ninja badass with superpowers
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Apparently oprah and I were in competition to see who's ass could get bigger this summer
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
I will pray to the gods of eye bleach for you
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
When we missed a fist bump and simultaneously did the Rocket Power handshake I knew I was going to blow him.
He pulled out a red and green condom and then started humming "Here Comes Santa Claus." Happy holidays indeed.
We got stoned and took selfies with the most perfect lawn
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
Does it count as a threesome if your friend drunkenly has sex on top of you while you're passed out?
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