Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
he's having a long distance Facebook-coordinated power hour. the status update has 159 comments ...
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
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Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
You may see me on espn tomorrow drunk, half naked, and selling articles of clothing to rich cougars like i did last year, but i will NOT be drinking shitty beer
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
SShout out to Barney the Dinosaur for teaching me how to sing the ABCs backward. I just scored a free pitcher.
Thanks so much for having me, I'm really sorry that I almost caused your dog to catch on fire and also for breaking your doorknob
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
You are currently doing Harry Potter spells with the turkey-baster...
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
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