just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
I finally got laid.. you said it wouldn't happen.
On a positive note, new entry in my phone as 'HOT ASS, DOWN TO FUCK'. idk if its a boy or girl tho.
Update, its a couple
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
That's why you NEVER put anything a stripper gave you in your mouth
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
I should come with a disclaimer that reads "bad at relationships and defensive when confronted about it"
or maybe "WARNING: picks fights when bored"
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
Remember how slutty I thought she was when we were freshmen?
Yeah! But that was a long time ago. Plus, you use your sluttiness for good!
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