That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
FUCK YOU CALIFORNIA. YOU DO NOTHING RIGHT. FIRST PROP 8 AND NOW THIS.
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
If he thought that flying across an ocean to visit me in London constituted sex, he thought wrong.
so do you, all the weight can't fall on me. I'll befriend a ball pit owner if you will befriend a drug dealer. teamwork.
He brought me bullshit flowers and a bullshit apology. Even shrek did more than that for Fiona. And he's an ogre. Does this not say anything about him?
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Ive only just recently decided that NOT fucking you would be best for both of us.
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I just didn't expect to have anal in a retail store at 9 AM on a Tuesday.
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