Heybabeimwearingurpanties
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
Just hooked up on shake weight girl's dad's porsche. What are YOU doing with your life?
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
We're now referring to our nightly Skype time as "strokes of genius." Long distance sucks.
Well, if it makes you feel any better I'll be drinking tequila and doing lines on Halloween. Just like old days.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I tried to avoid catching feelings but then he took me out to breakfast
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