well if you came here i would keep you awake :*
did you just kiss me??? ... dude, im not gay
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
the level of his annoyance + every insult he makes = the closer I am to telling him im fucking his ex
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
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He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We did naked snow angels in 14 degree weather, you can't tell me you had more liquor at that party
I let him watch sportscenter while we fucked. How did he repay me? I'm now missing class to get a shot in the ass for the clap. You and I are getting wasted and keying someone's car this weekend.
before the moonshine you were already braiding the bouncers beard -_-
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We poured some Korbel out for our homie Dick Clark.
It happened again.
What?
I lost in a drinking contest with my 84 year old grandmother. Two years in a row now.
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
I wore a bathing suit downtown so I didn't have to put on underwear, I obviously don't have my shit together
So this morning everyone commended me for puking over the porch. No one else made it that far...
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