That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
friends with benefits? more like friends with awkward sexual tension
Boys can't fool me. I know "want to come up and meet my dogs?" is just a nondirect way of saying "come up and meet my penis".
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
I feel like that's something that he should've asked me over dinner..... instead of with his hand down my pants? maybe not
I get so many dick pics from him...He has an unhealthy obsession with his own penis...
This is my life. Enjoy the view
There's a girl passed out on the sidewalk at the parade. Its not even 10am. She gave candy to children saying it was ketchup. Still think I have a problem?
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
I responded like every reasonable adult would. With a gif
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