dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
plan parent hood is for high school, im at the abortion clinic, so college.
its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
my mom hid the smirnoff from me. this is the most fucked up game of hide and seek EVER
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
There was a lot going on. It was easy to miss a 70 foot tall puppet.
I want the one making out with the dumpster. Is that bad?
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
A little, yeah. We were stealing firewood from the neighbors (drunk), and figured it would be 10 times harder to be angry with us if we got caught if we were naked, and 100% more hilarious.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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