Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
i like to finish this college football season knowing that not once have I had to masturbate to erin andrews
I have pink band-aids all over my body, WHAT HAPPENED?
Keg backpack and a Bike
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
It was his birthday this weekend. I had to carry him 6 blocks, in 3 inch heels. The entire time he was trying to molest me, eat my face, and try to stop every two feet to tie his shoe. He would light a cigarette, forget about it, almost burn everyone, throw it out, then decide he wanted to smoke. He kept repeating that he trusts me with his life.
...Wow...
I could be a kindergarten teacher
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
So lets not base feelings on vagina tingles
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
He was Jesus for Halloween and I definitely got on my knees and gave him praise.
I smell like cowboy sweat. I got two lap dances. This is the best day of my life!
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
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