Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
Let's put it this way, it's 9am and that box of wine looks like the cure
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
she broke my one feeling. seriously I think she broke my dick.
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Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
if i ever wake up in the morning and don't feel a boner in my asscrack then this relationship is over
Why is there puke in my guitar?
Because you puked in your guitar.
this case of pbr just wont end. i keep finding more.
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I flashed the bar tender last night. Apparently I wanted a whiskey to go and that was the golden ticket. This is why I never come home
How weird would it be to ask your bro to 3d print your dick for me
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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