the last thing i remember is you screaming lets hunt humans.
I have no idea. After the fireworks it all went to shit. Do you know why I woke up with a road sign?
She sent me a text saying she picked out 17 different Halloween costumes for our kids when they hit the age of 4... The cling factor should have me running right now but honestly I'm just curious
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
So he ended up throwing a watermelon that he stole from the cafeteria saying "if i cant have it no one can" of the 5th floor.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
it was one of those unspoken contracts of silence like "I teach your daughter and you work at a strip club"...I don't tell if you don't
Wake up. Eat bread. Find your dignity. Don't be late for work again.
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
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