Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry wetts1 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(417): View more from Missouri

I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!

Fav 20 5204 1027
share tweet
(804): View more from Virginia

Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.

(1-804): View more from Virginia

U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha

Fav 4 2396 737
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(740): View more from Ohio

she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse

Fav 14 5098 1398
share tweet
(423): View more from Tennessee

She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.

Fav 6 4653 1102
share tweet
(781): View more from Massachusetts

You have like just as much sex as me and I have a brand new bf. That does not add up. That is not right.

Fav 3 1166 1076
share tweet
(540): View more from Virginia

A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.

Fav 3 1576 611
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(908): View more from New Jersey

I'm eating captain crunch out of a cup half full of beer so idk

Fav 6 764 1095
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(978): View more from Massachusetts

someone snapchatted me a porn of two guys dressed up as pterodactyls double teaming a girl

Fav 3 956 461
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(202): View more from Washington, DC

He has to be employed and covid free. That’s my standard. I can’t be picky. 2020 has killed my sex life.

Fav 0 98 17
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT