And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
just had cupcakes and mountain dew for dinner-now i'm playing super mario brothers. 10 year olds all over the world would kill to be me.
Yeah like at least with a penis what you see is what you get with a vagina there can always be a surprise inside
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
You better fuck one or both of those bitches and bring me pictures that will make me uncomfortable
I can do at least one of those things.
Hey..um, you dont know me, but I just found your purse in a bush at the end of my street this morning
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Are you stuck outside of your house because you forgot to walk up stairs? Cuz I've been there.
I'd cum for enchiladas.
Hey. It's Michael. The guy that had his tongue in your mouth last night. Just wanted to check in with you.
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
If its not for food we ain't going out.
is it sad that the highlight of my saturday night was waiting till 3 in the morning to hear about your saturday night?
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