Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
so, what part of "he's slept with a guy" do you not understand?
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
make sure nobody uses the downstairs toilet. i like to have an unused toilet for the weekends. dont shit where you puke i always say.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I refuse to fuck a guy who needs a coozy for his beer. NOT EVEN IN DESPERATE TIMES LIKE THESE.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I just got his Save the Dave and, to answer your next question, NO I AM NOT GOING TO THE WEDDING OF THE GUY WHO GOT DRUNK AND CAME ON MY CHEST.
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