she called my cock the "semen sword" and then we invented a position called excalibur
smell my finger.
this crazy girl in up in Dennys is going crazy because Bob Saget just texted her.
Talking to this girl is like playing minesweeper on hard. There's red flags everywhere.
Yah, I definitely wouldn't wanna be fingered with a fake arm...
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
He once got bit in the face by a dog and still got laid the same night. He owns Memorial Day Weekend
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
It's a strange mix of shame and pride every time I pee at the bar and still see my lipstick on the bathroom wall...
So wait. Let me get this straight lol... you... are are considering offering fetish services to "trample and own" someone for $80 in order to pay for someone to come organize ur shit? Pure genius.
Can you stop being a bitch and just take some Kaluha shots with me bro?!?
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I'm never celebrating Galentine's Day again. It was a whorrific mess.
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
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