while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
this will be a night to untag.
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
You got the eggs out of the fridge and yelled "my chickens are beasts at making eggs" and then pegged them at the ceiling and at a couple who were making out
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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