If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
Of course, I believed he would find me irrestible...sloppy drunk, chugging from a bottle of chardonnay, and completely naked because those kids stole my clothes as I was swimming on their private beach
Going out so taking the 2nd 1/2 of beer w/ me ont'tube in a Pringles tube. I give money to people on the street that have more self respect.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
He told me to be a woman and make him dinner. So I threw a bagel at him and went out to dinner.
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
They think I'm one of them. I'm about to get drunk in a Santa suit and bust down the door singing Christmas carols.
I once went to target high on hydrocodone. I assure you, they can handle unrespectable.
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