At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
we had sex three times last night.. but now im just wet from him crying on my stomach about how much he misses his ex.. awesome
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I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
I hope he doesn't find the chex mix when he takes my shirt off.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
This is your monthly public service announcement that sexual services will temporarily cease from Wednesday night to Monday. Please plan accordingly and have a nice day =D
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I just don't know the best way to tell him I think I saw him in a porn. I mean I got off to it, isn't there some level of awkwardness there?
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
Your boyfriend being in jail is really helping my social life! #GotASingleDrinkingBuddyAgain
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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