smell like capt'n and strawberry champagne
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
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The one from last night got me a whole floor of Eskimo Brothers. There was a celebration of high fiving as I left
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
No really tho I'm wearing a chucky cheese shirt and yoga pants. If that doesn't scream no sex idk what does
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
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His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
How drunk is too drunk to be on an airplane?
chasing tequila with frosting. best baby shower ever.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
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