Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
birth control should be required to get into college
They had some plan b on the table between the beer and the guacamole. Yeah, it's gonna be a fun party.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
I got kicked out because I puked again I'm on the fire truck outside
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Day 1 of "Death of a Liver" weekend complete. It came with flashbacks of horrible mistakes I made due to alcohol. I'm excited for how Sunday is going to turn out.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
I know her cup size but not her name....
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