sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
threw up in my backpack again. Asian guy I cheat from wasn't pleased.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
yeah dropping that class because i really don't want to be known as the girl who fell asleep in class and threw up as she walked out for an entire semester
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
Do I get bonus points if I get lockjaw after a cosmic blowjob?
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
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