was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
Journey is playing on the radio....I think it is a sign I am going to pass my drug test
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
omg dinner turned into a foam party this is weiriiid
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
I can't even tell you how many rave sticks I tore apart with my teeth last night.
if creating a fake 8 year old brother, who lives with me and has had mono for the past month, to explain why I have ignored my group project members is wrong, then I... well then I'm probably going to hell
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
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