I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
I woke up around 30 bottles of beer, with a piece of aluminum foil in my hand, that had "you Win" Wrote in sharpie..
Were not really friends so much as I suck his dick a lot
She said, "I don't really go out much, but my husband recently cheated on me" and I don't remember anything after that.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
today is just not my day... it could be raining penises and I would get hit in the face by a vag
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
All those movies are bullshit, there is no way to run down a line of parked cars, they`re too far apart. my faces hurts so much right now
To drink from my fkask next to a cop car or to not drink from my flask next to a cop car
This is my life. Enjoy the view
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
And remember people can't hear you kick ass in space
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