bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
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We found you on the floor drooling you kept saying over and over how you were double jointed.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Remind me not to get naked underneath a tree I'm allergic to again.
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Is it socially acceptable to be blind drunk at half five on a Monday afternoon?
Which pub are you in?
conclusion from last night: i should wear boob glitter more often
I serenaded the cat in the hat for a few 90s songs but idk who he is
He put his number in my phone as Steve handsome
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
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