3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
He really likes Obama...and Bill Clinton too. He said "I mean, how many presidents can say that they got head in the oval office?"
Soulmates.
i no longer feel bad for not doin my schoolwork. im watching a porn in french. this MUST qualify as studying.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
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Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
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She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
Is kiddo a correct name to call someone who you stuck your dick in?
Maybe i don’t have a tell. Maybe wine is my poker face.
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